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Fan Friction (The bad fanfic review RP)



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Sally came from a mysterious door, wearing a tank-top and a floral skirt, with sandals. She looked at Vergil and Zartraz at projector. "What? I went to Hawaii! It's a good thing I bought you guys souvenirs!!" Sally, gave gift bags to both Zartraz and Vergil, and Hana-chan (If she's not sleeping). "Well, take a look inside!" Pointing towards the gifts.

((This is a 4th wall joke! Because I just got back from vacation!))

"Well, here's my review! Well, before we start the next fanfic." Sally turned on then projector and then sat back in her seat, crossing her legs.

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((Also, you guys decide what the souvenir was in the gift bags.))

Edited by SegaServ, Aug 4 2011, 01:31 PM

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"Well, that was thoughtful of you," Vergil said in gratitude to Sally, rummaging through his giftbag. "Hey, check it out! It's one of those little hula girls you put on the dashboard of your car!"

"To reward you all for completing your first fanfiction, I also have a gift for all of you." the Narrator's voice boomed.

"Really?" Vergil asked. "And what would that be?"

"In honor of this particular fanfiction, I would like to present you all with...a lifetime supply of barley!" The Narrator declared as about fifty bags of the grain product fell from the ceiling ant directly onto Vergil.

"Hooray." Vergil moaned.

Whoa...You're Canadian? I never would've guessed!


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"It's about time I got some tribute around here!" Zartraz muttered grumpily as he searched his giftbag. "Oh, it's a small plastic turtle. How...giving of you, Sally."

In response to the Narrator's gift, Zartraz gave a whoop. "Wow! That is a LOT of barley! I can't imagine how much pain Vergil must be in right now! Incredible!" He began shaking with excitement. "Man, Wolfon Chronicles was a terrible fanfiction, but now that it's over, I'm more stoked than ever for our next target!"

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Hana-Chan was asleep, although her gift-bag would not go unnoticed. Her subconscious recognized the gift, and it was soon tossed into Hana-chan's bag.

really, that's probably the only thing that proved she hadn't fallen into a coma from the idiocy. Probably for the best she fell asleep when she did though. The gaurds would have all needed to be replaced had she seen/read the death of pikachu. and the screen? yeah.

((I actually had planned a HUGE tantrum for Hana when the time of pikachu's death came about. I am sad I won't be able to put it into effect.

Actually, I'm going to try to catch up. If I get the free time I will most definitely attempt to catch up. However, until then I'll just have to wake her up for the next fic. I do hope it's hideously terrible. ;D))


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((Welcome back, Frost! On that note, do you think you can do Chapter 4 soon enough for me to include it in the PA version? If memory serves, I believe you already did Chapter 5 so you won't have to worry about that one.))

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((In case you wanted to use my incredibly well-made graph in the compilation mock, I updated it to remove the name Zartraz.))
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((NOTE: Not quite finished with this yet, but I will be soon.))

Continuation:

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Hana-chan quickly sliced the projector in half, stopping the sentence short. "YOU ARE NOTHING LIKE SAKURAI! HE WOULD BE APPALLED BY THIS 'STORY'." she shouted.

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((Frost is back! I shall now commence the Dance of Celebration!






...Okay, I'm done. Also, I plan on having us start a new story sometime in the near future (and I actually mean it this time!) so stay tuned.))

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((Sweet! What story are we doing next?))

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((Done with that chapter. Please, check it out. what do you think? I haven't lost my "edge" have I?))

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((YOUR MOCKING IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD!

Nah, it's great.))

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((Yeah Frost, your mocking is awesome. I'm starting another story soon, so you can choose to either continue to post the chapters for Wolfon Chronicles in this thread or just PM them to me so I can use them in the PA version. It's up to you, really.))

A few weeks after their last fic was completed, our heroes were once again conscripted into returning to their mysterious headquarters. Taking rtheir seats in the theater, the voice of the narrator returned. "Welcome back," he said, his voice sounding slightly more chipper than usual. "I trust you all enjoyed your time off?"

"Shove it," Vergil replied. "Just tell us what piece of schlock you're making us read next."

"Well, excuse me for trying to boost my employees' morale with a little polite conversation," the Narrator said. "Anyways, we've got a special treat for you in store next. Today you will be reading a little story based on Final Fantasy VII entitled Shinra High, by a Ms. High Priestess "Sephirothslave" Megumi. Unfortunately, we're experiencing some technical difficulties with the first chapter, so instead, here's a little preview to let you know just what you're up against. A few choice quotes from this story's review page on fanfiction.net:"


This is absolutely fucking terrible.


Jeebus Christ Monkeytaint, this is some Sue!


You were behind My Immortal, too, weren't you?


*screams* YOU SERIOUSLY NEED TO TAKE THE MARY SUE LITMUS TEST.


Truly the turd in the punchbowl of FFVII fandom.


KILL IT WITH FIRE



"...And that's just the first page," the Narrator said. "We'll be up and ready with the first chapter in just a moment. Stay tuned!" there was a click, and then silence.

Vergil looked around at the others. "Hey guys, is it just me, or does the Narrator sound...different to any of you?"

((Yeah, I know, this is a total cop-out, but I'll have the first chapter done as soon as I can, I promise! As Granny Weatherwax might say: "THIS RP ATEN'T DEAD!"))

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"I only heard about half of what he said," Zartraz replied. "My hearing's not so good after all the screaming. Takes a toll on ya, you know?"

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"Good..I'm in for another one!" Sally said, getting up on her seat. "Also, how many chapters do we have?" she asked.
"To Be This Good Takes AGES, To Be This Good Takes SEGA"

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((I... I think I may just try and keep up with this one. I've actually read through the wolfen chronicles, and I honestly couldn't stand the thought of going through it again. I'm going to post-pone Hayaku's freak out until something suitable happens(In the original plan, it was going to happen at Pikachu's death, but whatever.)

This is mostly due to lack of time, really. This school year is murder on my free time.))


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Zartraz looked up the fanfic on his phone. "Let's see, there's...59 CHAPTERS!?"

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((No problem, Frost. Thanks for finishing that chapter, at least. I'm glad you'll be sticking around for the next story.))

"FIFTY-NINE CHAPTERS?" Vergil exclaimed. "Oh God, we're going to be here for years..."

"Okay, got that sorted out," The Narrator suddenly said. "Chapter one is ready to go! Enjoy!"

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"F- f- fifty-nine chapters?!" Hanakyu shouted, her eyes wide, "My god, this 'job' will be the death of me!"

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"Fiffty-Nine chapters!? You got to be kidding!!" Sally said replying to both Zartraz and Vergil. "Well, lets get this show on the road." Sally said fixing the projector.

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Edited by SegaServ, Sep 26 2011, 07:28 PM

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