[MonkeyFlinger]

OK, read.
Chapter 1
"Ho!Hah!" Mario said as he threw fireballs at a Bowser Replica."That last Fight-a was Hard-a!I promised myself-a I would do-a better this-a time-a!"
"Mario, don't you think it's time you trained with a real Fighter?"Said a voice from behind Mario "You'd Get better That Way."
"Yeah, I know Luigi, but we are called to the resting period before the preliminaries tomorrow, and-" He cut off.
Suddenly, The population of the mushroom Kingdom decreased by 6: Mario, Luigi, Peach, Yoshi, Bowser and Wario.
Meanwhile, in the pleasent haven of heaven, an Angel lies back and relaxes.
"Man, I haven't had an adventure in Ages!" the Angel Exclaims "You'd think that I'd at least have made a cameo in some game since 1991!"
"Pit...Take your Bow." said a calm, female voice from behind "And I wish you luck."
"With what, Palutena?" Pit asked, grabbing his weapon.
"I told you in 2005, you've been invited to Super Smash Brother's Third tournament!" Palutena said.
"Huh?Oh, must have slipped my mind.Where is it?"
"It's a protected world, you can't fly there, you''ll just be teleported-"With this she paused, as she noticed pit disappeared."There?"
In Hyrule, Kirbyworld, the Pikmin solar system, The Pokemon World, the Starfox Planet, Jungle Japes, Green Hill zone and a handful of other places, similar things happened.
Meanwhile, on the lone planet inbetween the Video game galaxy and Our Galaxy...
"What-a-Link!" said Mario "Where-a are we?"
"Huh?Oh, I'm not Link, if you mean hero of time."The Short, and cartoony Hero said, "I'm Toon Link, Hero of Winds."
"Oh...Where-a are we?" Mario Asked
You didn't get the memo?" Toon link said, "SSB's tournament starts a day early."
"Any-a Clue Why-a?
"Smash bro said something about not giving fans what they want or something...Say...there are only 35 people here!'
"Not the promised-a 40!"
"I guess that's what he meant."
"Huh.Well, See you around-a!!" He said, walking off.
From a distance, Pit saw the two talking.
'Huh...' He thought, 'the one in the green tunic looks like an experienced fighter, and in good shape!'
'but he's young...how did he get in the competition?Ooh, Smash bro's gonna make his introductory speech!'
And indeed it was true, for there was a man with a black cape, a Blood-red cloak and dark grey pants with a microphone before everyone in the croud.
"Everyone," the Man said, "May I have your attention Please?"
Everybody stopped chatting and looked towards him.
"To the newcomers out there, welcome!To the veterans, Welcome Back!I am, as you know, the legendary hero, Super Smash Brother!I originally had a different name, but 10 years ago, when I killed the Evil First super smash brother, his name Dracone, I adopted his title.Yesiree, I beat him!His trophy still resides in my room at my house!When I beat him, I decided to throw a tournament of the worlds greatest fighters!it wasn't much, just twelve people-Don't remember how that worked out-but it did!Two years later, the original 12 and 13 other people came to my home to ask me to throw another tournament, with them in it, and i of course had to oblige.Then, another couple of years later, A guy with a bandanna and five o' clock shadow asked to be in the tournament, but of coure I told him the tournament ended, but I might conside making another tournament.Two MORE years later, I came to the conclusion that I would do another tournament.That was in 2005.In 07, I meant to make the tourney at the end of december, but failed to.Then I tried to do it in Janurary of this year, but failed again.I decided it would for sure be March Ninth...And here we are!Enjoy this calm while you can...Because it's the one before the storm!"

Chapter 2:Dissapearences
So days passed.Pit did some training, made some new friends, but most notably, a small group of the villans in Brawl has been made up, of Bowser, Ganondorf, Donkey Kong, Metaknight, Dedede, Wolf and Wario.Then the day before the tournament began, something occured.
"Hrrm!" Metaknight said, glaring at Kirby,"Lets make a bet!The loser leaves the tournament.The winner gets All of the losers wordly possesions.Sound fair?"
"...Sure, Metaknight.What's the bet?" Krby asked.
"hmm...how about a fight?"
"Sure!" Kirby said, and then started sucking.
so Kirby sucked Meta knight in.But Metaknight flung his cape around him at the last second, and his sucking was reversed, and he breathed himself in.As ths caused a paradox, slowly but steadily making the world implode, Mother SSBPLANE turned to her last resort.
"But you have to save SSBPLANE and send that Puffball to your negative dimension!" She pleaded
"Hmm...for a price.Give me control over SSBPLANE until their tournament ends, then give me a couple of days to tie up loose ends, and I'll be gone." the unnamed figure said
"Yes, yes anything!Now go!"
So Kirby disappeared...
"Hm!I guess I won!" Metaknight said, "Kirby's stuff will make a great HQ for the Alliance of Evil!"
The next day, the tournament began.
"AND THE PARTICIPATORS IN THE FIRST ROUND ARE...LINK AND SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!" Super smash brother announced.
"The triforce smites all those it disapprooves of-And it disaprooves of you!" Link cried dramatically, entering the arena.
"Big talk for a man in a skirt!" the Blue Blur retorted, mockingly.
"Urgh...I'ts a Tunic!"Link exlaimed, lunging at Sonic, who sped away.
"Don't you think you should unseath your sword, or have you forgotten?Here!I'll show you!" Sonic said speeding behind link, jumping on his back and Seizing the master sword, all before link could process what sonic said.
"Huh?"
"Heh!I just took the Master Sword!Whee!What fun!What utter Bliss!"
"Oh.Hey, wait!you took the master sword!"
"Uh, Yeah."
"Give it back!"
"Why?"
"Because It will help me kill you!"
"Now why would we wanna do that, Marth?"
Suddenly link became enraged, so enraged, that the next thing he saw, he wold destroy So Utterly...You have no idea.He saw a small floating ball that glowed, and Brutally massacred it.Then he was on fire.Sonic was intimidated amazingly, and dropped the master sword while searching for an escape route.Link took it, and suddenly his eyes went black.Then there was a bright light, accompanied with the sounds of slashing and blood loss.Then Blackness, and when he woke, a mutilated sonic the hedgehog lay spread-eagled before him, and the crowd looked at him with eyes the size of Galaxies.
"Um...Thank you, Thank you?"Link said.
Suddenly the crowd burst into cheering and booing.
Then, Sonic turned white and dissapeared.
"Hello, Gentlemen!" A voice called from nowhere.
"What you say?" The crowd said in unison.
"All your sonics and kirbys are belong to me."

Chapter 3:the fall of Numero uno
"I am...well, my name doesn't matter right now." The voice said "What matters is you!When Kirby sucked himself in, a wormhole was opened, slowly destroying this world!The being who is the essence of your FFFFFFFFFFFilthy little-Urgh-Dirtball came to me to ask me to save it, and send Kirby into my negaverse, the negative dimension, and plea-bargained-If I would do it, I could have control overSSBPLANE until you tournament is over!Now there are some new rules, but before that, you must eliminate two of your heroes to my dimension!"
"...I nominate the pokemon Trainer!" Pikachu said in pokemon language.
"I see..." The being said.
"uh-AAAAAAAH!" Red screamed, dissolving.
"..." a blue pikmin murmured, meaning "Olimar..."
"Alright, good!Red and Olimar."
"...!" olimar exclaimed, dissolving as Red had.
"RIGHT!Now the new rules:Continue the tourney as normal, but all of the losers get sent to my world-And I get their Power!!!!!" It said, with 5 exclamation points."Additionally, the next match will be on the bulitten board in the hall."
"Remove every Zig!" Pit exclaimed.
"Now I must be going.I may see you again!"
And later, Pit went and checked the bulliten board.
"Hmm...Mario?THe other fool dosn't stand a chance!Now who is the other guy?" He said to himself, "Wai-PIT!That's Me!"
So Pit went to Link, to Train for his upcoming Fight.
Pit shot an arrow at link, but Link grabbed the ceiling with his hookshot, Then Did A Jump Attack from midair.Pit Tried to dodge but failed, and his leg got sliced.
"Dude, I'm sorry, I'll go get some red potion-" Link began
"Nah, that's okay." Pit said."I don't mind.And I'm sure you won't either."
"Huh-AAGH!" Link said, not hearing pit, who had just Stabbed a gash in his leg.
"Hya!" Pit said, Dual Swords closing in on Link.
"Hup!" Link said, Backflipping out of the attack.
And the battle resumed.Link Shot an arrow, but Pit Grabbed it and snapped it in Half.Then he shot his own arrow.It hit link spot on, and knocked him to the ground.Then Pit Flew up and, like a rocket with brokin engines plunging towards earth, sped Diagonally at link and Dually stabbed him through the chest.
"GAH-uh!" Link said.
"I'll go get your red potion." Pit replied, and he did."Here, Drink this, then pass it to me."
"S-*Gulp*ure." Link managed to reply, drinking the red beverage."Here you go."
"Thanks." Pit said, glugging down the drink."Ah!refreshed and ready for the next round in the tourney!"
The next day...
"And, um, welcome to the marioandpitfight?" Smash bro said nervously.
"Sorry, Pit, but-Where is he?" Mario asked, noticing pit was missing.
Suddenly Pit Divebombed Mario from behind and stabbed through his Heart.Mario dissolved immediately thereafter.
"Well, that was easy."Pit said, frowning at where Mario had been."It's almost as if that was a fake.Ah well, A win's a win."
TO BE CONTINUED!

[Rudo]

tl;dr.

=D

[MonkeyFlinger]

Huh?

[Rudo]

KingDorMonarchofXanth, on Feb 25 2008, 10:40 AM, said:

Huh?

too long; didn't read.

[OBSIDIAN]

ANOTHER ONE!?

I'm sorry, sir, but this is just ridiculous! Make one thread and freaking stick with it, stop spamming up the boards with multiple threads! GAH!

*sigh*

Urgh... sorry about that... needed to blow of some steam... even so, try and only make one thread per fanfiction? Please?

[MonkeyFlinger]

This one was moved from the Smash boards too, and the local mod didn't do anything about it!

[OBSIDIAN]

You know why it's being moved from the Smash Boards? Because they're so freaking busy all the time! Unless you were bumping it 24/7, your fanfic, which is still in need of improvement, would die before the day is out due to the epic spam on those boards.

[MonkeyFlinger]

Here's chapter four, Whoopie.
Chapter 4:The Sub
Pit walked down the Hallway of the smash mansion, with his head sadly hung down and his arms at his sides.He walked through all the sections, until he saw The meginning of the Mushroom Kingdom area.He looked at the empty room that was one Mario's.He looked at it, and a single tear escaped from his right ey.He opened the door, entered it, And the lights were out.He fliched them on, and Saw Luigi and Peach Sulking on Mario's Couch.
"You here too?" Luigi asked Pit.
"Yeah..." Pit replied to the Green-hatted plumber.
"Bowser Is Celebrating." Luigi said Simply."We have a feeling he may be part of a secret evil organization taking place in the Smash Mansion."
Pit closed the door."Tell me all you know." Pit said, walking towards the couch.
"Well, I have seen Wario, DK, Metaknight, Wolf, Bowser himself and maybe a couple other guys talking in huddles in multiple places around the mansion, and I've als seen Donkey Kong and Wario Standing guard outside Wolf's room, with some commotion inside."
"So prime suspects are Wario, Donkey Kong, Metaknight, Wolf and Bowser?"
"Yes."
"I see...I'm gonna go check the bulliten board." Pit said.
"I'll join you."Luigi said, knowing exactly what he had in mind.
"I shall*sniff* Also accompany you." The princess said with a painful tinge of sadness to her voice.
The band of three left the Mario section and came to the Final section, With Super Smash Brother's room right in front of them, and the bulliten board to their immediate right.
"Think we should alert Smash Bro of our concerns?" Luigi asked Pit and Toadstool.
"We should check for proof first." Pit said, checking the articles on the wall."Aha!Just as I thought!"
"What?" Luigi asked, rushing to join him.
"Look at this!"Pit exclaimed, Pointing to a Particular article.
"Wow.That is SO idiotic, and just like bowser to post an article asking people to join his SECRET alliance." Luigi mused.
"And check out the next match!Robot Versus Koopa!"
"A generic koopa got in Brawl!?" Luigi Asked, Outraged.
"Um...Koopa is bowser's Japanese name." Peach interjected.
"Oh...But who is Robot?" Luigi asked Pit.
"Not a clue in He-"
"Don't say what I think you're about to say!"
"What?"
"Oh, i forgot that was a serious place in your dimensia."
"It isn't here?"
"No..."
"Weird." Pit said, and they went their ways, Luigi to his room, Peach to Mario's Room and Pit staying in the Final area.
Pit knocked on the Door to Smash Bro's room, And it opened almost immediately."Hello..." A shadowy man that certaintly wasn't Smash brother opened the door.His aura was uncomprehendable, as if he was a powerful being.
"You're not Smash brother!" Pit Exlaimed, Drawing his bow and splitting it into two swords.
"I'm the being from The aftermath of Link's victory.Smash Bro employed me to host the next match, As R-Erm, Smash Brother, will be absent.Good Bye."And with that, The mysterious man slammed the door in his face.
'Hmm, that guy is really subbing for smash bro?What did that R mean?could Smash bro being absent have something to do with Robot?Have I digested that Egg salad Sandwich I ate yesterday yet?should I get some heroes and attack Bowser and his allies?' were the questions going through the angel's head.He laft, and waited in his room until the Match.