QUOTE (peteypiranha128 @ Oct 23 2007, 03:12 PM)

Bowser shouldent be in brawl
he's a terrible role model for children, and adults.
as you all know, EVERYBODY looks up to bowser, but is he really a good person?
heres my reasoning on why bowser shouldent be playable:
1) Bowser randomly had children out of nowhere without a wife.... that explains what he does with peach
2) When was the last time you have seen ANY of his children besides Jr.? Poor other kids...
3) Even though Bowser still pays attention to Jr, what does he do with Jr while he goes out? Does he let Kamek babysit him? Oh sure, a 4 eyed magician with buck teeth can control jr..... REAL responsible bowser!
4) Bowser isnt really a good person. Though i think he might have good intentions. trying to kidnap a princess and constantly being defeated by plumbers honestly can't have a good income. Honestly, how can he expect to support a family if he cant even find himself a reasonable job?
5) Bowser speant his early years KIDNAPPING BABIES!.... how terrible is that?..... honestly....
6) Scientificaly, it is impossible for any living organism to expell flames from their mouth. Bowser is a turtle, and he manages to brethe fire. Also, he walks on two legs, has horns and hair, and spiked shells. He is also capable of human speech.... he is mis informing children about turtles....
7) he doesnt wear clothes... STREAKING IS NOT COOL KIDS!
So overall, bowser is a terrible person.
Maybe if he cleans up his act, wears pants, gets a job as an accountant, TAKES CARE of his children, and gets a wife, THEN maybe he will be playable.....
Joke thread in case you havent noticed
Bowser's not terrible. He's just misunderstood.