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Oct 23th 2007, 03:12 PM
Bowser shouldent be in brawl
he's a terrible role model for children, and adults.

as you all know, EVERYBODY looks up to bowser, but is he really a good person?

heres my reasoning on why bowser shouldent be playable:

1) Bowser randomly had children out of nowhere without a wife.... that explains what he does with peach

2) When was the last time you have seen ANY of his children besides Jr.? Poor other kids...

3) Even though Bowser still pays attention to Jr, what does he do with Jr while he goes out? Does he let Kamek babysit him? Oh sure, a 4 eyed magician with buck teeth can control jr..... REAL responsible bowser!

4) Bowser isnt really a good person. Though i think he might have good intentions. trying to kidnap a princess and constantly being defeated by plumbers honestly can't have a good income. Honestly, how can he expect to support a family if he cant even find himself a reasonable job?

5) Bowser speant his early years KIDNAPPING BABIES!.... how terrible is that?..... honestly....

6) Scientificaly, it is impossible for any living organism to expell flames from their mouth. Bowser is a turtle, and he manages to brethe fire. Also, he walks on two legs, has horns and hair, and spiked shells. He is also capable of human speech.... he is mis informing children about turtles....

7) he doesnt wear clothes... STREAKING IS NOT COOL KIDS!

So overall, bowser is a terrible person.
Maybe if he cleans up his act, wears pants, gets a job as an accountant, TAKES CARE of his children, and gets a wife, THEN maybe he will be playable.....

Joke thread in case you havent noticed
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Reply #2

Oct 23th 2007, 03:13 PM
rofl i love it. he should go to jail.
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Reply #3

Oct 23th 2007, 03:15 PM

View Postpeteypiranha128, on Oct 23 2007, 04:12 PM, said:

Joke thread in case you havent noticed[/b]

It's quite sad that we have to put disclaimers on such obvious jokes here.
yet at least half the replies to this topic are still going to be people flaming your logic... :|
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Reply #4

Oct 23th 2007, 03:16 PM
Your enitre thread is null and void.

The title states "Bowser's a TERRIBLE person"

clearly Bowser isn't a person.
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Pfff... it's not like anybody cares.

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Reply #5

Oct 23th 2007, 03:16 PM
Bowser did get married...
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Reply #6

Oct 23th 2007, 03:17 PM
He is braking so many laws.
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Reply #7

Oct 23th 2007, 03:18 PM
why would you say something like that about bowser?
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Reply #8

Oct 23th 2007, 03:18 PM

View Postpeteypiranha128, on Oct 23 2007, 03:12 PM, said:

Bowser shouldent be in brawl
he's a terrible role model for children, and adults.

as you all know, EVERYBODY looks up to bowser, but is he really a good person?

heres my reasoning on why bowser shouldent be playable:

1) Bowser randomly had children out of nowhere without a wife.... that explains what he does with peach

2) When was the last time you have seen ANY of his children besides Jr.? Poor other kids...

3) Even though Bowser still pays attention to Jr, what does he do with Jr while he goes out? Does he let Kamek babysit him? Oh sure, a 4 eyed magician with buck teeth can control jr..... REAL responsible bowser!

4) Bowser isnt really a good person. Though i think he might have good intentions. trying to kidnap a princess and constantly being defeated by plumbers honestly can't have a good income. Honestly, how can he expect to support a family if he cant even find himself a reasonable job?

5) Bowser speant his early years KIDNAPPING BABIES!.... how terrible is that?..... honestly....

6) Scientificaly, it is impossible for any living organism to expell flames from their mouth. Bowser is a turtle, and he manages to brethe fire. Also, he walks on two legs, has horns and hair, and spiked shells. He is also capable of human speech.... he is mis informing children about turtles....

7) he doesnt wear clothes... STREAKING IS NOT COOL KIDS!

So overall, bowser is a terrible person.
Maybe if he cleans up his act, wears pants, gets a job as an accountant, TAKES CARE of his children, and gets a wife, THEN maybe he will be playable.....

Joke thread in case you havent noticed


Bowser's not terrible. He's just misunderstood.
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Reply #9

Oct 23th 2007, 03:20 PM
no bowser is just under adhd XD (LAWLLAWLLAWL.)
ACTUALLY IN SPM HE WAS GOOD AND HE WAS HIGHLY REQUESTED TO REPLACE PEACH LIEK OMG! (/starts imitating random nonsence.)
seriously i agree :| even throug hthats a joke thread these ridiculous excuses are comming out of nowhere.
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Reply #10

Oct 23th 2007, 03:21 PM
Yoshi is misinforming the world about dinosaurs, too! :o
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