Yes everyone continue to theorize, I will certainly tell you if you get it right.
OH darn, I guess you got it. Surprise is gone.
You know what I think? I think:
Universe Guy survived on a technicality
Torture Guy is actually already dead and we're just witnessing events from the past
Depressed Guy is an angel (where he got his ability to manipulate pure energy)
The Swordbrush Soldiers will lose their fight because No Name is actually evil
The Fears don't really exist and continue to be a figment of No Name's creation.
No Name is the one who told everyone Torture Guy is still alive.
No Name is the one who told everyone Torture Guy wants Shi Guy dead.
No Name will be the big important enemy at the end instead of Torture Guy, but Clock Guy, angry at the deception will transport everyone back in time so he can try to complete his deal with Torture Guy, in turn causing everyone to fight him anyway.
The Berserker attempts to kill everyone.
There's an epic fight between Epic Guy and the Berserker.
Hungry remembers Epic Guy exists.
Epic Guy becomes the new Titan of Placement
Shi Guy is the Titan of Visibility, playing a very elaborate scheme.
Dude Guy is Shi Guy's imaginary friend, made visible. This explains why Dude Guy has the power to make things bright (visibility trick) and wins every battle almost instantaneously (Titanic powers granted by Shi Guy). Sir Knight Guy was vaporized by incredibly fast successive bursts of light invisible to the naked eye! or a laser.
Darkside is the reverse of Dude Guy made visible in Epic Guy's mind. His powers include making things dark, and were what corrupted Humble Guy (by making his heart dark),
not greed.
Nymph Guy was Torture Guy's wife.
Halo Guy is another fabrication of Shi Guy's trickery, with the ability to make visible the past in any man's mind.
Nymph Guy is Shi Guy in an alternate state of being.
The Leader of the Swordbrush Soldiers will kill the Berserker.
Hyper Guy will transcend life and become and angel.
Sir Knight Guy will do the opposite.
They will have an epic battle with each other.
Emo Guy commits suicide and Dead People Land is scrapped in the Recycling Bin.
To atone for his sins, Banzguy attempts to reform the Titan system so it works better
Healthy Guy becomes the wise and benevolent ruler.
Clock Guy is scrapped with Dead People Land because he wasn't very good at his job anyway.
The New Titan of Time is URODAD 2.0
Vacuum Guy continues to suck.
Hungry ceases to exist and the entire thing is revealed to be one long trick by Titan of Visibility Shi Guy, who was just very creative and created the story in the Shy Guy Tale Library where you are now reading it as he writes it. The real Shy Guy world is rather boring.
One or all of those are correct in every way.
This post has been edited by HungryMiniBombKart: 04 July 2009 - 03:19 AM