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Yes people, ive already told you why Bowser would make a terrible rep, and why he should get the Boot.... but how about your beloved italian plumber, mario? Is he all that worthy... heres why MARIO IS A TERRRIBLE PERSON...
A) Mario claims he's a plumber.... when was the last time you saw him GO TO WORK? he is a lazy man, who hasnt been to his job in years! Great role moddel mario! Seriously, Mario needs to go to work, instead of goofing off all day....
B) Mario NEVER visits his parents. AS you know, mario galaxy is coming out the 12th. I personaly, think that idea is rediculous. You know what game SHOULD be coming out? "Super Mario: Family Reunion". Mario's parents could be dead for all he knows... That isnt right...
C) Personal Hygene... Mario... Mario mario mario... SHAVE! Gosh dangit! SHAVE! Mario has been growing that **** mustache for like 20 years! JUST SHAVE IT OFF! Seriously, he looks like a dirtbag! And does he only have ONE pair of clothes? CHANGE YOUR CLOTHES MARIO!
D) Lack of self confidence... WHY doesnt he just ASK the princess out on a date? He obviously likes her, and he has liked her for like 20 years! Why doesnt he ask her out? I'll tell you why! Cuz he's pesimistic!
E) animal cruelty! Dangit mario! Whats wrong with you? He is so mean to all the Goombas, and koopas... ALL they do is walk in a streight line, back and forth. DID THEY DO ANYTHING WRONG? NO! and what does mario do? HE SQUISHES THEM UNDER HIS FEET! Sometimes, i think he just kills animals for FUN!
F) Child Cruelty... He's a grown man, beating up little kids such as Ness, and all of Bowser's children. That is a serious offence.
G) Stupidity... Do you know how mario did in Highschool? My god... let me tell you... Mario's freshman year was a nightmare. He had a D+ averadge! On his Algebra quiz, the question was "5X + 4= 24" do you know what he wrote as an awnser? He drew a picture of Dr. Phill grilliong hot-dogs on a george forman grill on MARS! COME ON!
H) He does drugs... he EATS SHROOMS off the ground, and Grows bigger... do you think he is REALLY growing bigger, or is that all in his head?
So people... i hope you realise that mario cant be playable, and will most likley be cut from the game... thankyou
I HATE that i have to do this, but THIS IS A JOKE THREAD for those of you with no common sense.
This post has been edited by peteypiranha128: Nov 3 2007, 04:53 PM
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