[EleTurtle]

*Waluigi is at the golf course, and is about to tee off when Wario walks up*

Wario: Hey, Waluigi! What's up?
Waluigi: *sighs* Not much. Just waiting for the tryouts for Super Smash Bros. Brawl...*Pulls golf club back, ready to swing*
Wario: Didn't you hear? They're practically over already!

*At this, Waluigi swings without thinking, picking up a lot of dirt, and letting the golf club fly. It ends up hitting Donkey Kong on the head, angering him.*

Waluigi: ARE YOU SERIOUS?! WAAAAAAHHHH!!! *Runs at top speed to the golf cart, and takes off into the distance.*

Waluigi: I'll never make it in time! Huh? *sees Captain Falcon talking to a woman near the Blue Falcon*

Captain Falcon: Yeah, baby. Everything they say is true. Nipples of steel and everything...*woman looks disgusted, Blue Falcon starts up* HEY!

Waluigi: *looking out the window* CanIborrowthisI'llbringitbacklaterthanks! *Blue Falcon jets off like lightning* WAAAAHAHAHAAAA!! *Captain Falcon chases after Waluigi.*

*Waluigi eventually crashes into a tree, and goes flying through the windshield*

Captain Falcon: My Car!

*Waluigi flies through the air, and his path just happens to cross with Bowser's, who's currently riding his Koopa Clown Car. Waluigi crashes straight through the car's side, flipping Bowser out of it*

Waluigi: Sorry, Turtle Face! Must get to auditions! Must...press...every...shiny...button I...see!

*Waluigi presses a bunch of random buttons, Koopa Clown Car starts flying very haphazardly in one direction.*

Waluigi: Come on, you stupid soup bowl! The headquarter's right there!

*Clown Car slowly spins its way above the building.*

Waluigi: Now, how to get down there...*Waluigi's hand presses another button, which causes the Clown Car to flip upside down, dropping him out of the sky.* WAAAAAHHHHH! *Waluigi crashes through the roof of the building, landing right in front of Sakurai* Mr. Sakurai, sir! Tell me I made it in time for the auditions!

Sakurai: I'm sorry, Waluigi. You just missed the deadline.

Waluigi: What?! No! Do...Do you know what I went through to get here?! What I...*His words are cut off as the doors burst open, revealing a pissed of DK rubbing his head, Captain Falcon cracking his knuckles, and Bowser snarling in his direction.*

Bowser: Hey, string bean. We'd like to have a word wit--
Waluigi: SHUUUT UUUUPP!!! *Waluigi crotch chops all three of the Brawlers, then does his marvelous spinning attack from his second tennis appearance, which sends them all flying into the distance* Now, come on, Sakurai! There's got to be something you can do for me!
Sakurai: *nervously* W-Well, there is one thing....


THE NEXT DAY...

Ike: *To Wario* So, you told him the wrong day on purpose?
Wario: Yeah. I don't need some sporty loser like him cramping my style. I bet he's home right now, bawling like a baby! *Wario laughs, as a shadow covers him from behind. Wario's laughing slowly falters as he realizes that it's gotten darker, until he turns around...*

*Lights turn out, the sounds of stomping are heard, coupled with Wario's screams and the sounds of tennis rackets striking someone*

Waluigi: IT'S JUST PRACTICE!! GOTTA MAKE SURE I'M A GREAT ASSIST TROPHY!! GOOD THING I GOT SOMETHING TO PRACTICE ON ALL DAY!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!


(credit goes to shadownux327 from anther forum)

[Zell]

That made me laugh, and that's typical Waluigi.

[BIXIANG]

Hahaha!

Or maybe it was just.

Waluigi: Can i be playable?
Sakurai: No.
Waluigi: . Assist trophy?
Sakurai: Yes.
Waluigi:

[Rudo]

that is win ^^

[Vinny]

Waluigi isn't compared with Wario though.
Waluigi is just a copy of Luigi and Wario and is only need for Mario Party or Mario sports.

[EleTurtle]

Vinny, on Dec 16 2007, 12:05 PM, said:

Waluigi isn't compared with Wario though.
Waluigi is just a copy of Luigi and Wario and is only need for Mario Party or Mario sports.

Oh, true.

[Serenade of Seas]

Crotch chop? ...lol

[Mask of Destiny]

EPIC win

[Nurio]

Wow... that's a pretty detailed Story!
I liked reading through it, so good job!

[O-Suchin]

Waluigi doesn't care about what he takes.

As long as he gets to where he needs, he wouldn't care.

He's scum, but pretty funny.